Burgers and mashed potatoes for dinner, one of his favorites. A little too favorite on this night.
"Please stop putting the potatoes on your back."
A look of pure pity and disdain. Gosh, mom, how can you be so dumb? "This is not the future of fashion!" Jeez, woman, what are you thinking?
Clearly, I am not smart enough to realize that potatoes are not clothing, but merely a natural skin cream. Silly me.
P.S. Gus's cycling success motivated his sister to jump on the bandwagon. We are now a training-wheel-free zone! Yippee!